your girl ever been so mad at u she start talking to you like one of the homies?
"say no more bruh"
"you good son"
- straight couple: *make out in public at random intervals in weird places*
- straight couple: *grabs each other's asses in public*
- straight couple: *are not in any way inconspicuous about the fact that they are feeling each other up in public*
- gay couple: *holds hands in public*
- straight people: that is VILE and it is CORRUPTING my entire FAMILY. my grandmother is crying. my children have all shit their pants at the same time. WHO WILL THINK OF THE CHILDREN
i wouldn’t go as far as calling myself a bad bitch i’m more of a moderately mean young lady
- White boy: oh my god it's fall get ready for the teenage girls getting all obnoxiously excited over their pumpkin spice lattes and boots and sweaters, like what is wrong with them
- Me: oh my god it's fall let's get ready for the teenage boys to get all obnoxiously excited over their football and really offensive halloween costumes, like what is wrong with them
- White boy: chill dude don't stereotype